A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates

Posted By on July 9, 2012 at 10:00 am

  • ICYMI: Thus Spake Russ: Dad http://t.co/Vm29QQbD #
  • I only ever delete typos, then resend them. RT @laurenmarie10: Yep. MT @cmdeb Do ppl rly not delete their DMs? They just let them pile up? #
  • I have learned tonight that Kismet *really* doesn't like having tape stuck to his tail. And so has he. #
  • [clever rejoinder] RT @ToddKincannon: [dirty pun] RT @dondalynn [feigned outrage] RT @keder: [offensive tweet] #
  • Yes, yes, yes! RT @thekelliejane: this this this this this all day!! RT @bdomenech: "Not being beasts, but men." http://t.co/FJPF32bG #
  • RT @AblativMeatshld: Remember, small children – When playing with fireworks, don't forget that chicks dig scars. #
  • Happy Independence Day, fellow Americans! (Yeah, I spelled it out all the way, it's *that* important & unique in the history of the world.) #
  • 100 degrees and raining. Is this a harbinger of some sort of apocalypse? #
  • After extensive testing I can definitively state, without fear of contradiction: *any* artichoke is better than *no* artichoke. #
  • Hooray, I'm off duty on Mondays. // RT @DailyCaller: Malware may knock thousands off Internet on Monday – http://t.co/aH51h4FW #
  • The temperature has dropped 10 degrees in the last 10 minutes, and we're under a sever t-storm alert. Wheee, fun! #
  • Incoming… http://t.co/KFbJB6bA #
  • She Wore a Yellow Burkha #worstwesternsever #
  • The Birchers #worstwesternsever #
  • McClinton! #worstwesternsever #
  • Big Joke #worstwesternsever #
  • The Sons of Katy Elder #worstwesternsever #seriously #itsucked #
  • The Three Amigas #worstwesternsever #
  • Thread winner. RT @CatsPolitics: Fart Apache #worstwesternsever #
  • [Anything starring John Wayne Gacy] #worstwesternsever #
  • Honeydo #worstwesternsever #
  • Chicom #worstwesternsever #
  • Two Fools for Sister Sarah #worstwesternsever #
  • Horton Hears a Who Grit #worstwesternsever #
  • I turned in early to try to get an extra hour or so of sleep. Guess whether tonight was the night for neuropathy to strike. Go on, guess. #
  • Kismet is eagerly anticipating my sister's visit the week after next. Packet hasn't said, but I think he's reserving judgment. #
  • Whoa… a **Dangerous** Thunderstorm Alert…? Never seen that one before. #doom #
  • I don't know if anyone has noticed this before… but Michael Bay movies sure are full of explosions, aren't they? #CaptainObvious #
  • OK internet, you were right about Game of Thrones. Book 1 & Season 1… WOW. That doesn't mean you get a free pass in the future, though. #
  • Dagnabbit! RT @NolteNC: Criminy it's hot. How hot? Hot enuf I'm using the word criminy. #
  • Slow day at work + Walking Dead marathon makes Russ a happy boy. #
  • Just momentarily glimpsed and heard Debbie Wasserman-Shultz on my TV. I may have used harsh language for a minute there. #tcot #
  • PC has a virus… rootkit … huzzah. #
  • If the guide description of a movie begins with "inspiring documentary," sorry, *click* #

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