Quote of the Day

| May 4, 2012

Frank J. Fleming asks: Is it really a bullying crisis? . . . Maybe kids have just gotten sissier. It probably started with making kids wear bike helmets. Next, scientists put feathers on dinosaurs. Now vampires, instead of being murderous monsters, are sparkling and caring about their girlfriends’ feelings. Everything is sissier; it has to […]

Quote of the Day

| March 19, 2011

Frank J., in Small Monsters: Ever notice how to domesticate the dog they made it calmer and more social, but to domesticate the cat they made it… smaller. That’s what a house cat is: This thing with weird lizard eyes, sharp teeth, and retractable claws (?!) that’s just too small to kill us. Ain’t that […]

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