Russ | December 23, 2011
My all-time favorite: Luke chapter 2, verses 1-14, LOLcat Bible Version: 1 ‘Roun dis tiyem, Agustis Seezr wuz like, “I can has sensus?” 2 (‘Coz while Quirinius was Teh Boz of Syria, is invisible sensus!) 3 And all teh doodz went home for teh saying, “I iz heer!” 4 So Joseph went from Naz’reth to [...]
Russ | November 26, 2010
As something like an experiment, I’ve saved all the catalogs that have arrived in the mail since the beginning of the month. It seems that everyone wants me to buy something for Christmas. I guess they never heard of Father Guido Sarducci’s “Big Christmas/Little Christmas” proposal. Go on, guess which one this year is. Here’s [...]
Russ Emerson : If I could bottle the smell of my kitchen right now, I'd be richer than Croesus. Um... is "Croesus" on the IRS' hit list?
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