The Gift
Posted By Russ Emerson on December 1, 2005 at 4:31 pm
The following exchange took place earlier this week between my sister and my young niece.
Sister: “So, honey, what would you like for Christmas this year?”
Niece: “World domination.”
*sniff* She makes her uncle so proud.
Bitchin!
How old is she? Does she like younger men? I’ve got a ten month old who’s already showing wnough intelligence and guile to make Stewie from The Family Guy seem like Gomer Pyle. MArry these two off and we may just end up related to the Master and Mistress of the Universe.
A Republican in the making!
Get in line, kid.
Yes, I must say, world domination seems to be the only thing that will really fill the emptiness inside. Now, you’ll be dreaming of a “Dominated Christmas.” Ha ha! Or should I say ho ho? Yes, by May 2006 I should have things pretty well in hand.
Only if you eat all your vegetables, young lady.