Insomniacs’ Rule

Posted By on August 1, 2003 at 6:31 pm

I had to invoke the Insomniacs’ 4:00am Rule today:

If you don’t get to sleep by 4:00am, get up and make a pot of coffee – it’s going to be a long day.

Well, maybe it doesn’t apply to all insomniacs, but it sure does to me. If I fall asleep after 4:00am, there’s not a chance I’ll be able to wake up before noon — and the day will be totally shot.
There are two corollaries to The Rule:

— Lack of sleep doesn’t mean you can skip work.
— When you’re stumbling around the office because you can’t see straight, it’s time to go home.

Light napping thereafter will be permitted.

Comments

2 Responses to “Insomniacs’ Rule”

  1. Indigo says:

    So it really is true that most geniuses suffer from insomia? ;)

  2. Russ says:

    Well, I don’t know about most of ’em, but this one does ;-)