BREAKING: MUST CREDIT “THUS SPAKE RUSS”
Russ Emerson | April 12, 2011
(April 12, 2011 – Apex, NC) An unnamed source in my house has confirmed that even at this late date I have never heard a Justin Bieber song, avoiding any potentially fatal earworms or loss of masculinity. Queried further, the source revealed that my reactions to the name “Justin Bieber” have ranged from “That punk […]