A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates
Posted By Russ Emerson on June 25, 2012 at 10:00 am
- I knew if I waited long enough I'd get at least one decent night's sleep this month. Amazing how much better it can make you feel. #
- Based on my recent observations, US economic activity consists primarily of cash-back credit cards, antacids, car insurance and catheters. #
- +1 RT @TabithaHale: Cookout > RT @BryTupper: Steak 'n' Shake > In-N-Out Burger > Sonic #
- No teleprompters today. #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay #
- Arugula? No thanks. #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay #
- Sorry, my fault. #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay #
- Allahu akbar, suckers. #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay #
- I love #Redeye #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay #
- Shut up, Michelle. #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay #
- Time for my nightly medications. Seven prescriptions, eleven pills. Wheee. #
- God bless America. #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay #hemightsayit #hewontmeanit #
- OK, let's compromise. #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay #
- Guilty, your honor. #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay #dammit #
- I'm done fundraising. #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay #
- I'm "golfed out." #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay #
- RT @justkarl: How bad is #fastandfurious So bad the Dems wanted to talk about the economy today. #
- Dang. A fly somehow got into the house, and neither of the cats is anywhere near to hunt it down. #
- Farnkly, I was surprised that @DavidShuster wasn't living under a bridge, subsisting on rat carcasses. http://t.co/6zJqxRA6 @michellemalkin #
- "Don't cry. I can handle the tears, but your snot is dripping on me." – Actual line from an anime show. What the hell is wrong with Japan? #
- It's always the humidity that gets to me. // RT @the_zarf: I hate the frigging Heat. #
- Remarkably, I've been on duty 20 minutes already today without a major crisis landing on my desk. Maybe I'm still asleep and dreaming. #
- Pity they can only hang him once. http://t.co/ucvCJK9N Wait… we *don't* hang child molesters? That's barbaric. If anyone deserves it…. #
- .@ShannonPoe I have a hard time believing FNC gets better ratings for reruns of breaking news than they get for #Redeye #
- #TrueFact I've only ever seen one complete episode of "Seinfeld." (It was the one with the poofy shirt.) #
- I just saw a guy on TV admit to being involved with the making of the Chevy Vega. And he *wasn't* wearing a bag over his head. #
- It wasn't me. I have no ego. // RT @lizbuddie: Still up, dealing w/messes that fragile male egos created. #
- People have no prob believing Hannibal crossed the Alps w/ elephants, yet there is less evidence of that than there is of Jesus' existence. #
- The one that permits bacon. RT @ToddKincannon: Vader, obviously. RT @GSD_SteVB: @BrianPrine Which Lord? #
- Dear flunkies: if you send me a ticket saying there's a problem even when the WAN is up, you ought to ensure that the WAN is, in fact, UP. #
- kimm #
- Tee time! #ObamaInTwoWords #
- What economy? #ObamaInTwoWords #
- Carter Redux #ObamaInTwoWords #
- Bieber fan. #ObamaInTwoWords #
- Ask Kal…. #ObamaInTwoWords #NTTAWWT #
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