A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates

Posted By on April 30, 2012 at 10:00 am

  • I wish my hair would grow faster. I want to be rid of it, but it still isn't long enough to donate. #
  • For one brief, hopeful moment, I thought I'd be able to get a nap this afternoon. Didn't happen. #
  • Oh, joy. I was afraid my leg spasms had gone away with the new medication. You can't imagine how super-thrilled I am to be proven wrong. #
  • I think it was a mistake to wait until 1am to shower/shampoo. My hair is gonna take forever to dry. No, of course I don't have a blow dryer. #
  • Say what you want about the IRS (and God knows I do)… but online filing? Turnaround time from filing to refund in the bank = 12 days. #
  • If the sound of a cat puking on the bed doesn't make an awesome wake-up call, I don't know what would. #
  • The upside to being woken early by El Gato de Barf? Loads of time to make a full breakfast… if you call ribeye and a salad "breakfast." #
  • Good news from the vet – the lads' annual checkups & lab work reveal they are both big, strapping, healthy 5-year-old mancats. #
  • What's the life expectancy of a mattress/box spring set? I'm thinking it doesn't come close to 16 years…. #
  • I endorse. // RT @seanhackbarth: Dear world, Pappa Johns > Dominos. #
  • One funky routing problem solved. Let's see what the rest of the evening holds. I'd settle for a string of MACDs…. #
  • Is it just me, or is $60/month about the least you can spend for a cell phone? Seems kind of steep to me. #
  • Korean food… for breakfast? Oh, my. (Sure, millions of Koreans have it every day, but still….) #


One Response to “A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates”

  1. brad says:

    “I wish my hair would grow faster.”

    Are you unaware of the definition of ‘bald?’