A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates

Posted By on January 23, 2012 at 10:00 am

  • I wonder if there will be any questions about contraceptives at the debate tonight. Because it's such a burning issue, that's why. Shut up. #
  • Oh good. I've shaken my cold, just in time… to catch another cold. Huzzah. #
  • No, 3:30pm is NOT too late in the day to enjoy a good cup of coffee. (Nor, for that matter, is 11pm… if you work nights.) #
  • I swear, every single thing L Ron Paul says sounds like a bad parody written by the lamest TV writing teams. Like, say, SNL or Glee. #
  • No Wikipedia? Man, I feel sorry for all those kids who have papers due tomorrow. #suckitjunior #
  • In case you hadn't heard… SOPA and PIPA are the largest potential threat to the 1st Amendment since… well, maybe ever. #
  • SOPA and PIPA are the kinds of thing that happen when you have lawyers making laws about technology. They ignore actual technical experts. #
  • Here's a thought: until members of congress can explain how the internet works, they ought not to presume they know how to regulate it. #
  • Perry drops out – http://t.co/wkqIOmRT – class act. #
  • Is it really so nuts to have a contingency plan for if the cats figure out how to open doors and use can openers on their own? #
  • Yay, work is done for the night. Now I'll spend the rest of the night trying not to fall asleep in my comfy leather executive desk chair. :) #
  • I've picked Kismet up off the desk and moved him to the floor about 100 times today. He weighs 15lbs and squirms. Upper body workout: done. #
  • Fridays at work are always interesting, if "dread" might be considered interesting. Never know what kind of weirdness will land on my desk. #
  • First problem of the day: EIGRP neighbor failure. One command, goodbye. I was inclined to say "boom, headshot" on the conf call. #geek #
  • It seems somehow wrong to be eating kimchi & rice with a fork. #
  • Dang, I did it again. Dozed off in my comfy desk chair. This is gonna screw up the rest of my night. #
  • Having just watched an episode of a zombie series, I am thinking that the Anime Network could call itself the Fanservice Network. Egads. #
  • OK, which of you knuckleheads broke the network today? #
  • Apparently, my role at work today is to emulate The Amazing Kreskin. #
  • Has L Ron Paul tied an onion to his belt yet? #tcot #
  • I missed it… when L Ron Paul made his entrance, what was the background music? Crazy Train? #tcot #
  • It must seem like a miracle to a cat, to see a human extract food from a can. Sure, the novelty wears off quickly when they're hungry…. #
  • This new Kiefer Sutherland show "Touch" looks kind of interesting. So Fox will probably cancel it after four episodes. #
  • Species-ist! RT @AndrewBreitbart: http://t.co/6gHWEw96 #

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