A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates

Posted By on December 26, 2011 at 3:00 pm

  • I don't know who declared today would be Muscle Spasm Sunday, but I am SO ready for it to be over already. #
  • "I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research." I really love the recent Masterpiece Theatre series "Sherlock." #
  • Christmas shopping: complete. Bank account: depleted. Blood pressure: normalized. #
  • Mmmm… tacos. #
  • I couldn't agree more. RT @VodkaPundit: There's nothing wrong with skim milk, once you've lost your capacity for joy. #
  • "Side effects can include coughing up blood clots…." Yeah… no, I'm gonna give that particular medication a pass. #
  • My hair is just about long enough now, if I dye it red, to go for the Pippi Longstocking Effect. Yes, that's scientific nomenclature. #
  • Got a "soaker" – it turns out the leather dye on my slippers is NOT in fact colorfast, as shown by the footprints on my carpet. Dagnabbit. #
  • Kismet has discovered that milk is *yummy* – I may be doomed. #
  • Best Buy's "Game on, Santa" ad – http://t.co/p89AkYfm – I confess, I LOLed. #
  • Someone – I don't have any idea who – sent me Korean food. Best Christmas ever. #
  • ICYMI: Thus Spake Russ: Lethal cuteness for the holiday. – http://t.co/U35S1oSV #
  • There must be something seriously wrong with VA's election laws if all but 2 primary candidates fail to qualify to get on the ballot. #
  • I think it's just about time now to go line up in front of the Walmart for their after-Christmas end-of-the-year sale. No? #
  • Nothing like spending the wee hours of Christmas Day watching a classic movie. OK, it's a western, but still…. #
  • I bet it chaps more than a few "professional atheist" butts that the Army band plays Christmas carols. #


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