A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates

Posted By on October 2, 2011 at 4:27 am

  • OK, why is it no one has told me how awesome AMC's "The Walking Dead" is? I thought you cared about me. #
  • Why yes, I *do* suppose I ought to take my medications at some point today. #
  • The GOP Herman Cain candidacy is an existential treat to the Democrat party. Discuss. #tcot #
  • It's 3:54am and I'm snacking on a matzoh cracker with peanut butter. I suspect I'm breaking one sort of rule or another. #
  • Monday morning blog post ready to roll. It took way too long to put together. #
  • Fresh Prince Hal #ShakespeareanBands #
  • Somewhere in Heineken HQ is the person who greenlit their recent TV ad campaign. That person needs to be hung, drawn and quartered. #
  • Questions: Does pepper spray come in 55 gallon drums, and why hasn't the NYPD ordered a gross? #redeye #
  • You know who's glad North Carolina doesn't have a recall provision for elected officials? Perdue, that's who. http://t.co/zKUQeDSt #
  • OK, who's the wise guy that told Alan Simpson there's a movement afoot to draft him for 2012? Be nice to an old man, please! #redeye #
  • RT @PolarCoug: Obama is the reason God created the middle finger. // No, that was Carter. Obama is why we have two of them. #
  • Updated – Thus Spake Russ: The Unbearable Whiteness of Being Barack Obama – http://t.co/yiQ8IYhY #
  • It's noon on Wednesday. Go ahead, ask me when the last time I slept was. Go on, I'll wait. (I sure as heck won't be sleeping.) #
  • Ramble, ramble, ramble. #
  • OK,I think if I go to bed now I might be able to sleep until, oh, maybe November. #
  • These "Extreme Couponing" people are insane. Not eccentric, not "a little off" – I mean bats**t crazy. #
  • RT @tinastullracing: Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. #
  • Top Ten Best Things About Being Disabled – http://t.co/BGqLVtB9 #
  • I hate it when the HD TV channels broadcast shows in 4:3 instead of 16:9. #FirstWorldProblems #
  • I can't tell if these strips of wood on my ship model are supposed to be 3/16" or 4mm. Dang. #FirstWorldProblems #
  • RT @CharmaineYoest: MT @JackYoest New in the National Catholic Register, Congress Investigates #PlannedParenthood http://t.co/EmrAYU7F #
  • Vote to give this idea 10K: HELP SAVE THE CATS AND THEIR HOME! Help fund our shelters daily needs! #pepsirefresh @Pepsi http://t.co/9VwF0PEQ #
  • I'm sick to death of being hectored with "green" this, "sustainable" that. You want conservation? Let market forces handle it. #
  • No one ever pointed to East Germany or the USSR and said, "y'know, that's an ecological paradise." Not China or the Norks, either. #
  • FTFY. // RT @RightGirl: I've done this in the past, and was proud to do it. http://t.co/wa2wrMVU Child rapists SHOULD be executed. #
  • My shift is over in 5 minutes; though I usually know in advance, tonight I have no idea what I'm going to cook for dinner. #
  • It seems I've developed laryngitis. I wouldn't even have noticed, until "Hello, Mycah kitteh" came out as "[scratch squeak wheeze.]" #
  • Noob router tip: when the login banner tells you, ALL CAPS, that you MUST do a thing, it's not just a cry for attention. It really means it. #
  • Dear @foxnews, having Alan Colmes on any program in any capacity is enough to get me to change the channel. #

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