A Week of Tweets

Posted By on January 7, 2013 at 10:00 am

  • Dozing off at my desk is one thing. Falling off my chair while dozing takes it to an entirely different level. ->
  • RT @SarcasticRover: Considering I entered 2012 in a tin can flying through space, I must admit that things are looking up. Happy New Year. ->
  • Was going to go get my groceries, but Kismet had different plans. He's currently napping on mt chest. Shhhhhh. #bigbaby ->
  • I seem to have hurt my arm/shoulder when I fell this morning. This is gonna suck like a fusion-powered Electrolux. ->
  • Misspelled "shields." RT @JonahNRO: Human props entering room for Obama presser. ->
  • RT @RBPundit: Democrats railed against "Bush tax cuts" for ten years. Now they're pretending to save them? Are you people stupid? #tcot #p2 ->
  • I'm going to make a New Years #resolution not to shout "F*** you" at the TV whenever Obama speaks. I expect to break that by January 2nd. ->
  • RT @MetricButtload: Maybe if 20 congressional staffers were hanging from lamp posts in the morning? Just spitballing here. ->
  • TV ads for new gadgets will continue to show people being stunningly incompetent at the most mundane of daily tasks. #2013predictions ->
  • To all of you still mired in the barbarism of 2012: GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE! Now, I'm off to enjoy my flying car and laser beams! ->
  • You know that you've either hugely succeeded or failed spectacularly if you are specifically named in other peoples' New Year resolutions. ->
  • Unfortunately, I've just broken my New Year's #resolution –> http://t.co/s2HlxYcu ->
  • Anderson "We'd Collapse A Wall On Him If He Wasn't So Useful An Idiot" Cooper 360° #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ->
  • Big Improvised Bang Theory #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ->
  • Harem Nightmares #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ->
  • Animal 'Husbandry' Practice #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ->
  • Two and a Half (it was three until we beheaded one) Men #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ->
  • Burn-a-Synagogue Notice #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ->
  • Being Subhuman #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ->
  • Caliphate Restoration #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ->
  • RT @mitrebox: #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches Girls Gone ->
  • Or else. RT @killpundit: Everybody Loves Muhammad #currentAlJazeeraShows ->
  • RT @njpatriotgal: #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches Married… to Children ->
  • Does anyone make kleenex for cats? Because Kismet keeps sneezing on my monitors. ->
  • I may or may not be imbibing this evening – The Macallan (cask-strength.) ->
  • Since my usual payday is on a weekend, I expect to get paid tomorrow. We'll see if my take-home drops due to Obama's tax increases. ->
  • Got my paycheck a bit earlier today than I expected. Definitely took a major tax hit to the ol' wallet. Thanks for nothing, Obama. ->
  • RT @TabithaHale: Hey remember when Bush cut your taxes and Obama was like, no way man, I'm going to raise them again? Yeah. Totally Bush … ->
  • Wow, I *totally* misread that…. RT @Inzzpired: Bulls about to get waxed. ->
  • "You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, darn you! Gosh darn you all to heck! " #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue ->
  • You'd think it would be way too early in the day for the cats to have gotten into too much trouble. And yet, somehow…. ->
  • Join #TGDN ->
  • RT @ThomasHawkinsTX: The fact that Honey Boo Boo is breathing right now is proof that Darwinism is false. ->

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