You Know (Part 10)

| December 6, 2005

You know your medical condition is either disfiguring or embarassing — or both — when the treatment consists of a mix of antibiotics and prescription ointment. And when the ointment tube has a prominent reminder not to get it in your eyes? Trust me on this: they mean it. Ugly photo follows.

The Gift

| December 1, 2005

The following exchange took place earlier this week between my sister and my young niece. Sister: “So, honey, what would you like for Christmas this year?” Niece: “World domination.” *sniff* She makes her uncle so proud.