The Road to Wellville
Posted By Russ Emerson on November 16, 2004 at 10:16 am
My week-long road trip starts tomorrow, and I still feel like slightly warmed-up dog crap. At least, I presume this is how canine excrement would feel if it were briefly held over an open flame.
Someone please medicate me.
On the plus side, if I’m sick today, I might be well again by the time I get to where I’m going.
Ya, right. As long as I’m wishing, I’d kind of like a million dollars, too.
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