Sergeant Saunders Says…
Posted By Russ Emerson on October 21, 2004 at 11:08 pm
All right, knock it off.
Yeah, you! Shut up and listen up.
You people make me sick. Go on, look at yourselves. You call yourselves Americans? You’re a bunch of goof-ups!
I said, listen up!
OK, now look… we have a dangerous mission ahead of us. Yes, us again. I know there are other outfits that might be able to handle this operation, but they wanted the best, and that’s us. We’ve had our share of danger, you bet. But when the hard job has to be done, there’s no one better qualified to handle it.
We’ve lost a lot of good people in this war — a lot of ’em were just minding their own business when the world fell on them — and we’ll lose more before this war is over. No one said it would be an easy fight. But it’s up to us. Yep, the Brits and Aussies are with us in this fight, and the Poles are on our side, and plenty of others too. Glad to have ’em. They’ve come to help us, just like we’d go to help them if they needed….
What’s that, Caje? The French? They’re mostly collaborators. Can’t trust ’em in this war. Now shut up until I’m done talking.
So anyway, we have this fight we’re hip-deep in, and some people think it’s time to trade our commander-in-chief for a new one. I’ve heard some crazy knuckle-headed ideas before, but that one really takes the cake.
We’ve got a fine C-in-C now, doing a pretty good job, and it sure isn’t General Eisenhower running against him. Nope, it’s a swabbie, a Lieutenant of all people. Oh… sorry, Lieutenant Hanley…. As I was about to say, I know some sailors, and I know some Lieutenants — most of ’em are OK by me. But this one abandoned ship as soon as he could. A four-month tour in a combat zone. How long have we been here? Heck, some of us have been in harm’s way for over three years now.
That Lieutenant didn’t just leave his buddies behind, though. As soon as he got home, he started bad-mouthing them and everything they were doing. He lied about them. That doesn’t sit too well with me.
Now he wants the top job, the Oval Office, and so far the one thing we know is he’ll say anything to get it. Heck, he’ll even make nice with those French collaborators. I don’t like the sound of that. I’ll bet you don’t either.
So now it’s time to go vote for our C-in-C for the next four years. You can choose — but there’s only one choice if you want us to win this war. When you hit that voting booth, I want you to pull the lever for George W. Bush.
Any questions? OK, we’ve got a job to do.
Saddle up.
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