Quote of the Day

Posted By on December 23, 2006 at 4:28 pm

On Christmas shopping:

So how do I do it in 45 minutes? It’s all thanks to a little wonder drug I like to call testosterone. Or, more likely, it’s the relative absense of estrogen, which poisons the mind and causes people to wander in random directions in malls and on highways. A woman thinks, “I need to decide what to buy, so I’ll go to the mall and shuffle around at two miles an hour until I bump into something appropriate.” A man thinks, “I need to buy A. I can find it at store B. If I go at hour C, the crowds will be light. Then I will be able to get home early and view midget porn DVD D.”

Steve H. of Hog on Ice, who is, I’m fairly sure, only kidding about the midget porn.

Comments

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Skul says:

    Well ya!! Did it just like that except I skipped the very last part.
    I noticed that Mycah still does not permit photos of the “nether” region.
    Any update on the Blazer?
    Merry Christmas TJ.

  2. Stander says:

    Yep, sounds about right. Except for that last bit, of course.
    By the way, Russ…you have been cordially invited to participate in a cross-blog Christmas meme. If you would like to play along, here’s the link with the details.
    Merry Christmas!

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