A Week of Tweets

Posted By on April 8, 2013 at 10:00 am

  • I've been accepted into the closed beta for World of Warplanes – http://t.co/rzGxqC3dSx. I feel so special. ->
  • Dang it. What is it about my days off from work that makes me forget to take my meds? ->
  • Two words: bacon steak. ->
  • RT @Beregond: The over medication of boys is one of the factors that is left out of the gun control debate. #TheFive ->
  • New blog post – Thus Spake Russ: Lately, in gaming…. – http://t.co/Ban8GJh0ht ->
  • Felt like it was freezing here. I was wrong – it's only dropped to 38°. My bad… but I'm still firing up the space heater. Eat me, Al Gore. ->
  • RT @jackmcoldcuts: what's the over under on words it would take for @ap to avoid writing "He's an islamist illegal immigrant." 35? ->
  • So now not only am I the S-2 at 1st Cav ( http://t.co/xo4La4o2QW ), I seem to also now be the S-3. Yes, this is for a *game.* #geek #serious ->
  • RT @JonahNRO: Hey Netflix, you want to blow out your numbers by bringing back a TV show? One word: Firefly. ->
  • RT @SarahPalinUSA: Apparently MSNBC doesn't think your children belong to you. Unflippingbelievable. http://t.co/o9Ap4wHxjv ->
  • RT @sstealey: @PennyMoxie @twcablehelp I'm sort of hoping the entire #TWC org imploded. Maybe then #NC could get TV worthy of 2013. ->
  • Time-Warner cable is apparently experiencing a widespread landline outage. Good thing I don't do tech support for them. ->

Lately, in gaming….

Posted By on April 4, 2013 at 5:34 pm

For the past several months, I’ve been playing a lot of World of Tanks (“WoT”), a free-to-play* MMO dealing with armored combat in the period roughly 1920-1970. Battles generally consist of two teams of 15 players, who are usually complete strangers, going head-to-head. Tanks from different countries can be teamed up, so one usually sees something like a German Tiger fighting alongside a US Sherman against a British Churchill and a Chinese Type 59. Initially, it can be a bit jarring.

The tanks available in the game are not all tanks that saw active service in the various armies represented. Many — indeed, some of the most popular — are tanks that existed only on the drawing board or which never made it past the prototype stage.

Players start the game with a handful of post-WW1 tanks from various nations**, and by gaining experience and in-game credits based on performance in battle, they can research and buy upgrades through each country’s “technology tree” to get newer, more powerful light, medium, and heavy tanks, as well as self-propelled artillery and tank destroyers. Vehicles are rated by “tier,” 1 through 10, with Tier X being the most modern and powerful vehicles in the game.

Fortunately, the “match maker” software which assigns players into battles recognizes the difference between tiers of vehicles, so you’ll never have to take your weak and pathetic Tier I Renault FT up against a Tier X Maus.


Random battles teamed with and against total strangers are all well and good, though one often sees amounts of idiocy that can only be described as colossal. The real meat-and-potatoes of the game, however, is the clan system.

After several months of playing in randomly assembled teams, in what are referred to as “public matches” or just “pubs,” I began to tire of the utter lack of cooperation exhibited by “team” members, and began seeking a clan to join.

As with most MMOs, players can form guilds or clans, and participate in battles as members thereof. In WoT, the focus of the clan system is Clan Wars, wherein clans contend for control of a map representing the real world. There being far more clans than regions on the map, battling can be rather contentious. Every day, there are usually over 16 clans that must go through a single-elimination tournament for the right to face the clan that owns a particular territory.

Many clans have very strict requirements for membership — statistics at a certain level, certain vehicles researched and owned, etc. — but many clans also provide training opportunities within the clan structure. Having seen many of their members in action in pubs, I looked for and applied to the 1st Cavalry Division clan, and was approved and assigned to one of the clan’s training battalions, where players are expected to regularly (thrice weekly) attend training sessions to buff up their skills to the point where one can be moved to the “active” battalion to participate in Clan Wars matches.

My personal stats are, overall, only marginally above average, though I’m improving. And I have only researched as far as one Tier VIII tank (the Soviet IS-3) so far. But I’m making progress, both in my stats and in my researching towards Tier X, which is pretty much a requirement for effective participation in Clan Wars battles. Plus, I’m on the clan Teamspeak server every day, and participating in clan events to the best of my ability, somewhat hampered by the fact that many events are scheduled for times when I’m on duty at work.

The leadership of the clan saw this, and noted also that I had offered some of my real-world experience to the clan (military intelligence is actually useful in the game) and due to this, last night I was made an officer in the clan. Yeah, it’s only a game, but it sure feels like a big deal to be recognized by one’s associates, especially after only two months in the group.

One interesting thing is that I know none of my clanmates by their real word names, only by in-game handles and by recognizing their voices on Teamspeak, and they only know my voice and game handle. Which, as usual for an online game, is a variant of my usual: SplatterMonkey77.

Do I need to explain that?


* Like any such venture, there are opportunities to spend actual money on the game. In WoT, this usually takes the form of various “premiums” — for example, one can pay to upgrade to a premium account, which earns the owner a 50% increase in experience points and in-game credits earned. One can also expend cash to buy upgraded ammunition for your tank, or to buy such things as camouflage, or tanks that are otherwise unavailable.

** Currently: USA, UK, USSR, France, Germany and China.

A Week of Tweets

Posted By on April 1, 2013 at 10:00 am

  • I sometimes wonder if it's too late to consider a career switch. I think there could be a great future in Alchemy. ->
  • Was getting a headache… finally figured out I'd tied up my ponytail a bit too tight. Much better now. ->
  • Ya, I own guns. Quite a few, as it happens. What am I compensating for? The fact that I can't throw a rock at 1400 feet/second. ->
  • Drinking "fair trade organic" Ethiopian coffee. Kinda blah. The name should have tipped me – it's like the Participation Trophy of coffees. ->
  • Wasabi peas, where have you been all of my life? ->
  • For some reason, having a UPS package at the front door makes me act like Navin R. Johnson getting the latest edition of the phone book. ->
  • New blog post – Thus Spake Russ: Saturday Afternoon with Packet – http://t.co/O2zSH40QRU ->

Saturday Afternoon with Packet

Posted By on March 30, 2013 at 3:08 pm

I turned around from working at the kitchen counter to discover I had some company.

Packet is a very stealthy fellow — I never heard him coming. Even his meows are quiet.

In this he is very much the opposite of Kismet, who never seems to shut his pie hole.

A Week of Tweets

Posted By on March 25, 2013 at 10:00 am

  • I've just cooked bacon. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. ->
  • RT @brithume: Someday this festival of slaughter will be seen for the crime against humanity it is. US hardly innocent. http://t.co/vUJ->
  • RT @lheal: #ObamaIsnotSatan But then, Satan's no Obama, either. ->
  • I just realized I've gone all day without turning on the TV. OK, OK, sure, the DVR takes the sting out of it, but still…. ->
  • RT @YoungCons: Obama whining about Fox News is like a football player badmouthing the only cheerleader that won't sleep with him. – Greg … ->
  • RT @brithume: This is where the culture of abortion can lead. http://t.co/pnqNL5wxBd ->
  • Breakfast: smoked pork chop from Burger's Smokehouse ( http://t.co/lLNgnqIMMO ). Jealous much? ->
  • New PC undergoing stress testing at the builder right now. Assuming it passes, it should be due for delivery tomorrow or Friday. Wheeee! ->
  • DVR time, watching last night's #Redeye. Every time they air a pet video, I expect a falcon to swoop in and grab the dog/cat/whatever. ->
  • It's a head-banging afternoon here. Sabaton, "Aces in Exile" – http://t.co/2teEgDjEpJ ->
  • For a minute there, I couldn't remember where I'd put my coffee. I was *this* close to calling 911. ->
  • Who is this Sally Kohn guy on Fox News, and why isn't he wearing a tie like everyone else? ->
  • Been a busy week. Set up my new PC and new work laptop at the same time. Remind me never to do that again. ->
  • The new PC… Verily, it doth rock. ->
  • Coffee, truly it is the Elixir of Life. ->

A Week of Tweets

Posted By on March 18, 2013 at 10:00 am

  • I seasoned a piece of cast iron cookware today. The whole house smells like bacon. I should do this more often. ->
  • RT @baseballcrank: I much prefer the people who want @GayPatriot in the Senate to the people who want Ashley Judd in the Senate. ->
  • RT @SalaciousSully: Moar coffeeeeeeee!!! ->
  • Thank you, @megynkelly, for explaining the difference between black smoke and white smoke. I would never have known. #facepalm ->
  • RT @michellemalkin: #HabemusPapam I love seeing Latin in my timeline. :) http://t.co/QWCn3ZqOLP ->
  • RT @AceofSpadesHQ: On Branding — let's do what the liberals do and not call ourselves "Conservative." We'll call ourselves "experts." h … ->
  • New blog post – Thus Spake Russ: Instant Message Excerpts: On Being a Network Engineer, 20 – http://t.co/6vlGjIpJke ->
  • RT @DrewMTips: I'm so old I've live long enough to see futuristic predictions not come true. #INeedANap ->
  • This weekend at work has, so far, been a supreme crapfest. I still hold hope that tomorrow night will be better. Foolish optimist, I. ->

Instant Message Excerpts: On Being a Network Engineer, 20

Posted By on March 15, 2013 at 6:19 pm

Working on the bleeding edge of technology….

Franco(5:12:38 PM): dunno about you, but today has been mostly suckage

Franco(5:15:44 PM): maybe they want to start getting their money’s worth out of us.

Russ(5:16:12 PM): if it were meant to be fun, we wouldn’t call it “work” /obvious

Russ(5:17:32 PM): the last ticket I had – [anonymous customer] had a [obsolete platform & operating system] crash. Right, like I’m going to spend a lot of time on a 14-year-old software image. Ooops, wait, I did spend a lot of time. Ugh.

Russ(5:18:36 PM): I finally looked up the End-of-Life* notice, it said “if it crashes again, replace it with a product of the 21st century”

It’s dangerous, out there on the edge.


* End-of-Life: jargon used to denote the date at which the vendor (in this case, Cisco) officially stops support of a particular product.

A Week of Tweets

Posted By on March 11, 2013 at 10:00 am

  • Sequester, Day 4: Spent whole day looking forward to "Justified," only to recall that it's on *tomorrow.* Our doom surely approaches. ->
  • RT @rsmccain: "Andrew inspired people. Frum mostly inspires people to actively dislike him." http://t.co/lVW9eo0fVx ->
  • Major neuropathy pain. Meds aren't helping this time. I had plans for this morning that I'm going to have to put on hold. Dang it. ->
  • RT @Ithildyn: The new #IronMan3 trailer http://t.co/DWCmpvC03F is made of win! Can't wait till May! ->
  • Sequester Day 5: too ill today to find out if incoming t-storms and snow are real, or faked so we think we still have a Nat'l Weather Svc. ->
  • RT @Beregond: Hugo Chavez is dead. Let's hear again how great the free universal health care in Cuba is. #tcot #p2 ->
  • RT @VodkaPundit: Score one for cancer. ->
  • RT @isfullofcrap: Okay, now that Hugo Chavez is dead, it's okay to cure cancer. GO RELAY! ->
  • RT @JonahNRO: Breaking: Hugo Chavez first confirmed victim of sequester. ->
  • RT @IMAO_: CANCER: "It was a long and tough battle, but I'm happy to announce that doctors have declared me 100% Hugo Chavez free." ->
  • Ding, dong, the sunuvabitch is dead. #chavez ->
  • RT @rsmccain: A famous celebrity notes the passing of Hugo Chavez http://t.co/3QhP6paoEV Hat-tip @Vermontaigne ->
  • Sequester Day 6: floored by inner ear infection, roomspins. A tour of the White House might have prevented this. ->
  • Sequester Day 7: DHS spends $50mil on new uniforms, but I can't get my new PC until next week at the earliest? C'mon, people: priorities. ->
  • New blog post – Thus Spake Russ: Ten Years Here – http://t.co/Trt4j1kor3 ->
  • Sequester Day 8: making Korean for dinner, but forgot to include kimchi in my weekly grocery order. This is what the apocalypse looks like. ->
  • Hey! 10th Blogiversary today! http://t.co/zWGBhuZQji Shameless Self-Promoting Tweet, right here! ->
  • Sequester Day 9: I begin to think the Doom! scenarios may have been over-hyped BS. But Doom! is most dangerous when you don't expect it. ->
  • If geeks were as celebrated as much as athletes are, I'd be up to my neck in bimbos and coke, after the major problem I solved tonight. ->
  • Fall down, go boom. ->
  • Will we ever be free of the scourge of Daylight Savings Time? I find the entire concept to be ridiculous. ->
  • If TLC is to be believed, "Gypsy Sisters" is synonymous with "Stupid Drunken Whores." I don't think that was their intent… was it? ->

Ten Years Here

Posted By on March 8, 2013 at 2:08 pm

Saturday marks ten years of my blogging here.

Since beginning on March 9, 2003 under the moniker “TacJammer,” I’ve put up a few thousand posts, and had a bit over a quarter of a million views. Some people get that kind of traffic in a week.

But I never got into this with the aim of being one of the big guys. I’m far more interested in what other people have to say than anyone will ever be interested in what I have to say. Maybe that’s why I maintain my blogrolls, when a lot of people have given up the practice. Sure, there are some dead links there. They remind me of great folks whose thoughts mattered, and there’s always hope they’ll be back some day.

I’ve written reviews, made a stab or two at photojournalism, done political commentary, posted a lot of light fluff, and written perhaps way too much about my ongoing Neurological Unpleasantness.

And of course, there’s been plenty of cat blogging.

I’ve found over three hundred Quotes of the Day, some profound and some frivolous, but all worth sharing. I suppose it’s been the blog equivalent of a Twitter re-tweet.

Yes, I’ve had an Instalanche. Not my best work, but nevertheless it’s a ticket I’m glad to have had punched.

Far more important to me than that, though, is that small cadre of readers who have stayed with me through the years. I’ve had the pleasure and honor of meeting a few, as well as a few of my fellow bloggers. I’d like to think I’ve made some friends through this medium, and I’d surely like to meet more. Which, given my disability, probably isn’t going to happen.

But there’s always hope.

I may not be as prolific a writer as I have been in the past — times and circumstances change — but I’m not going anywhere.

A Week of Tweets

Posted By on March 4, 2013 at 10:00 am

  • It appears tonight has become The Night Of The Cable-Chewing Feline Butthead. ->
  • I'd love to, but I already own two. // RT @phxazgrl: Win a FREE AR-15! http://t.co/bB6C2RZpjb via @RealJTP ->
  • The Woodward to-do is a warning: reporting that reflects poorly on Obama will be not tolerated by the apparatchiks, no matter who you are. ->
  • RT @ExJon: If a reporter's in a dust-up w/ a powerful politician & your first reflex is to side with the pol, you're not a journalis … ->
  • If Obama's people would threaten Bob Woodward, is there anyone in the press they *wouldn't* threaten? ->
  • Sequester, Day 1: I have run out of half-n-half for my coffee. The end is nigh. ->
  • Sequester Day 3: busy yesterday sniping groups of zombies on my porch. They *said* they were selling cookies, but zombies are such liars. ->
  • Sequester Day 3: Two conference calls **in a row.** This may be the end of civilization as we know it. I need to stock up on bottled water. ->
  • New blog post – Thus Spake Russ: Sunday Night Silliness – http://t.co/CPuafuSF72 ->

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