Mmm mmm good!
Posted By Russ Emerson on March 14, 2003 at 11:34 pm
I am reminded by a recent visit to Little Tiny Lies that tomorrow is Eat an Animal for PETA Day.
This is important. After PETA’s sick, twisted (dare I call it “evil”? Ya, maybe I can) “Holocaust on your plate” ad campaign, the least anyone with any sense of outrage can do is to consume as many animals as possible.
Endangered species are preferred.
Unfortunately, I have not been able to find a decent source for panda or Siberian tiger, so I’ll have to go for quantity, not quality.
Breakfast will abuse at least one pig, one cow, and one chicken – sausage and cheese omelette
Lunch will abuse at least two cows – roastbeef and cheese sandwich.
Dinner will be the masterpiece. Chili. I figure cows, chickens, pigs, and perhaps deer are in peril.
And maybe a puppy for dessert.
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