Kvetching about late-night TV ads
Posted By Russ Emerson on June 18, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I see entirely too much late-night TV. “Too much” not because what I watch is bad — hello? Red Eye, anyone? — but rather due to the commercials. Whether they’re actually full-blown insipid, or just have a slight something that annoys, they all get under my skin.
Some of the ones seen this week:
Dr. Frank’s — What is it about playing tennis that makes this spray the ne plus ultra of successful pain relief? And then there’s the Joint Pain Relief Spray for dogs and cats. Do the dogs and cats play tennis? And is there any point to walking the dog if you have to put it in a stroller?
High Plains Bison — Look, I’m sure this “bison” of which they speak is tasty and all… but is it any better than buffalo?
Free Credit Report dot com — Does anyone believe that guy has a “posse,” or that might he ever, even theoretically, be found “lookin’ fly” and/or “rollin’ phat”? Should he not, in fact, be beaten on sight?
Cancer Treatment Centers of America — Look, I hope they’re a good outfit, I really do… but they have been using the same one woman in their ads for at least a year. Her story is compelling, yes, but is she their only success story?
Earthshare — “Help restore balance to the world.” Um, I’ll concentrate on restoring my own balance thankyouverymuch.
Viagra — Note to the ad execs responsible for this latest campaign: You bastards. There were maybe three Elvis songs that I liked, and you had to go and ruin one of them. For the last 25 years I haven’t been able to listen to Pachelbel’s Canon in D without thinking of GE soft white light bulbs, and now this. Die, you scum.
These are why I love my DVR’s fast-forward button.
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