Haiku of the Day

Posted By on July 23, 2004 at 9:21 pm

Linda Ronstadt shows
her contempt for music fans.
Michael Moore suck-up.

Steve has a great photo for her next album cover. Yes, album, as in vinyl — I don’t think she’ll fit on a puny CD jewelcase.

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3 Responses to “Haiku of the Day”

  1. Julie Anne Fidler says:
    July 24, 2004 at 12:57 pm

    Help me understand something.
    You don’t like Linda Ronstadt’s views, so…you make fun of her weight?
    And her weight has WHAT to do with her politics?
    I’m sorry, I just think it’s incredibly UN-intelligent of people to do that. It’s like they can’t think of a real argument, so they start pointing and calling her “fatso.”

  2. Russ says:
    July 24, 2004 at 5:11 pm

    Julie,
    If LR had anything substantive worth approaching with a logical, well-reasoned arguement, I’d have been on it like white on rice.
    Sadly, all LR does is insult her fans. There’s no “there” there. So rather than beat one’s head against a brick wall, the alternative is to have fun at her expense.
    It’s not like she’s prowling my site waiting to take offense.
    (And, BTW, I take this to mean you’ve not seen any of my Michael Moore haikus? Or seen the site MooreIsFat.com?)

  3. Brian B says:
    July 30, 2004 at 12:20 pm

    Well said, Russ.
    Moving on… I prefer the photo Ace had of her. I swear she looked like that character “Swan” from MadTV.

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