Dang
Posted By Russ Emerson on March 29, 2003 at 1:08 pm
That’s right: Dang.
After a week primarily characterized by major episodes of insomnia (oh, yeah… I hear there’s a war going on, too) only thwarted by pre-emptive application of The Miracles Of Modern Pharmacology to the situation, I feel mentally prepared to apply a verbal cudgel to some deserving skull.
(More later, perhaps, on the effects of sleeplessness on mental acuity.)
Sadly, the quality of the shrill, shrieking, nattering nitwits leaves much to be desired today. Sure, sure, I could dig up something from the past (and after all, there is a huge record of idiocy through which to search) but Historian though I may be, timeliness seems to be much more of a consideration.
I mean, Great Caesar’s tap-dancing Ghost, is there nothing written today by the unwashed Idiotarian masses that isn’t self-refuting?
Dang.
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