Wrong. Just Wrong.

| November 17, 2009

Having just returned from my weekly grocery expedition, I would just like to note: seventy-year-old men should, under no circumstances, ever be allowed to wear anything like spandex. I don’t care if you’re Jack LaLanne, I don’t care if you dress it up as “bicycling attire,” it just will not do. I don’t care if […]

Notes from a Late Night Dinner

| October 15, 2009

I’m not saying it pertains to me. Oh, no, no. But, seriously — Tabasco™ brand Habanero Sauce really, really ought to have a “Do not drink product directly from the bottle” warning label. I’m not joking. (Yes, I am.) I’ve been on a chili kick lately. I’ve done the math (sort of, in my head, […]