Memo to The Cat
Russ Emerson | December 6, 2006
To: Mycah From: the Food Provider Subject: Pre-dawn barfing Please don’t. One lapse in decorum is more than adequate.
A Note to Illegal Aliens
Russ Emerson | May 3, 2006
Thanks for coming. We have sampled your various cuisines. Lots of good food there. Thanks. But now we have your recipes. Your culinary contributions to America have been noted. Now go home.