Naming Conventions

| March 19, 2010

I’ve decided that if I ever need to go underground, assuming a new identity, I want my new name to be “Big McLarge-Huge.” “Punch Rockgroin” comes in a close second.

“The Peter Principle” could be renamed “The Lucas Law”

| March 15, 2010

I think I’ve brought it up before, but if you haven’t seen the greatest movie review ever done, I most highly recommend the seven-part brutally funny takedown of George Lucas’ Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace. “Brutal” is an understatement. “Funny” doesn’t come close to describing it. And Language Warning should not be […]

Hot Hot Hot

| February 22, 2010

Jeremy Clarkson may be best known to Americans as the host of Top Gear, which can be seen on BBC America. Aside: I’m not a car guy by any means, yet I record and watch Top Gear almost religiously — it’s simply terrific television. Some segments seem to me to be among the best pieces […]

Four Cats

| December 29, 2009

Four men — an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist, and a Government Employee — were bragging about how smart their cats were. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, “T-square, do your stuff.” T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a […]

Prepare to be… well, not amazed, or thrilled, or anything that implies “goodness” or “rightness.”

| December 24, 2009

As Mætenloch says over at Ace of Spades HQ, Everyone should watch it once. But only a fool watches it twice. You have been warned. I’m only putting it here for your viewing “pleasure.” I’ve already seen it, while I was on convalescent leave after surgury two years ago. I think it delayed my recovery. […]

Hitler rants about ACORN

| September 17, 2009

Hitler’s rants from the film Downfall have been fodder for hundreds of parodies. My first-ever shot at making a humorous* video is a bit topical. I wondered last night how long it would be before someone did this… then reasoned that perhaps I ought to do it myself. It made for a longish evening. So […]

Proper response

| July 27, 2009

This would be worth digging a canal for.

The REAL story

| June 24, 2009

South Carolina governor Mark Sanford, as everyone now knows, is back at home and work, after a mysterious disappearance of several days’ duration. He claims to have had an affair. I have an alternate theory. Politicians can be outed as being gay, they can be busted on video doing drugs, they can be nailed in […]

Spin around, Ninjas!

| June 3, 2009

What can possibly explain the music videos of the ’80s? Drugs. Had to have been lots of drugs. Wait, no… that was the “literal version” of Bonnie Tyler’s Total Eclipse of the Heart — I’ve been LOLing over it since I saw it last week. It’s a good song, maybe even a great song, but […]

Marine One, Obama Zero

| February 10, 2009

I’d tell you to go over and try your hand at the caption contest at Hot Air, but as far as I’m concerned, you can’t beat this: Heh.

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