Maybe I Should Try Reality Programming

| February 15, 2008

I think I’ve been watching too much cable TV news. Everything is starting to look like this to me: Breaking News: Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot

Holiday Irritant

| February 13, 2008

The best part of tomorrow being Valentine’s Day? Knowing that the most extraordinarily insipid TV ads ever created will be going away for a year. Ticking me off this year, as every year: Vermont Teddy Bears, PajamaGrams. I’m such a grouch.