Evilspeak

| August 13, 2009

Years ago, immediately after I’d graduated from high school, I was an extra in an eminently forgettable movie. It was being filmed in my hometown, and they needed people who knew how to march and wear uniforms, so they approached our JROTC department and asked for volunteers. Having nothing better to do, I and some […]

Spin around, Ninjas!

| June 3, 2009

What can possibly explain the music videos of the ’80s? Drugs. Had to have been lots of drugs. Wait, no… that was the “literal version” of Bonnie Tyler’s Total Eclipse of the Heart — I’ve been LOLing over it since I saw it last week. It’s a good song, maybe even a great song, but […]