Movie Manners

| May 4, 2005

Hey, John — us tall people have to sit somewhere. Maybe the theater chains should force you short folks to sit up front. And shooting babies is just wrong. Stupid parents, though… sign me up.

Reflections on Team America: World Police, Part 7

| October 25, 2004

Compared to TA:WP, the cuss-fest South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut was a Disney-esque stroll through flowery fields. I still laughed myself silly at both of them. Yes, that makes me a bad, bad man.