A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates
Posted By Russ Emerson on December 18, 2011 at 5:27 am
- I'd like to take this opportunity to note that I have nothing noteworthy to note. Carry on. #
- Today is the first day of the rest of my life. Of course, I said that yesterday, and look where it got me. #
- Only 11:30 and I've already been down and back up the stairs three times. I guess my back really is getting better. #
- "This letter brought to you by Lucky Strikes. LSMFT." #RejectedHolidayLetterOpenings #
- Wait a second… if Sunday was the first day of the rest of my life, that makes today the third day? What if I lose count? #
- I cannot think of a political endorsement that could possibly matter less than that of Christine O'Donnell. #
- This doesn't seem right…. RT @LIFECOACHERS: No one likes being told that they're wrong. Now you know how to ruin everyone's day. #
- How ironic is it that the TV show "Unforgettable" is so utterly and completely forgettable? I couldn't even remember to watch it. #
- Holy smokes… that woman on the TV is *orange* (no, not watching "Jersey Shore.") http://t.co/HYhGFu1F #
- TWO premium packages?!?!? RT @ExJon: Beats fixing the economy. RT @jaketapper: POTUS tells People he watches Boardwalk Empire and Homeland. #
- Dear people who make and advertise the "Snuggie": die in a fire. Love, Russ #
- In her 60s, Felicity Kendal remains just about as cute as a bug's ear. (Probably only fans of British TV will know who I'm talking about.) #
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