A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates

Posted By on October 16, 2011 at 4:27 am

  • Dozed off while reclining in my office chair. Woke up with Kismet curled up on my chest. Good kitteh. #
  • For the record: Ron Paul and all his mentally defective followers (that is, all of them) can go straight to hell. #tcot #
  • As far as I'm concerned, Ron "Poll" Paul can run for President all he wants. Just, not as a Republican. #tcot #
  • The Hunt for Red Talking Points. #OWSbooks #
  • Fear and Loathing at the Prospect of Going to a 9 to 5 Job. #OWSbooks #
  • Well kids, it's just about time for this guy to #OccupyMyJob See, I got a degree in something other than [XYZ] Studies, so I'm employable. #
  • One week until season 2 of The Walking Dead begins. It's odd that I'm eager for this – I generally find the zombie genre disgusting #
  • Kismet loves Mycah http://t.co/UU0wSk83 via @youtube #
  • Good thing legs are doing OK today, since that leaves room for my back to hurt like heck. #
  • So as usual I held off taking my meds until after my doctor appt. Legs felt fine. Got home, took meds. Legs *on fire* now. #sux2Bme #
  • Gilad Shalit to be exchanged for 1000 Palestinians. So mathematically, 1 Arab = 1 MilliJew. Do I have that right? #
  • RT @DavidLimbaugh: Newt is at his very best when he doesn't give a **** what anyone else thinks and just lets it rip. #
  • RT @IMAO_: I like how Romney clarified which planet he'd make us the strongest nation on. Wish Ron Paul would do that. #
  • I'm convinced Lorraine McKiniry on "What's My Car Worth?" is the prettiest woman on television today. #
  • Check this video out — Nearer My God to Thee (for 9 cellos) Steven Sharp Nelson http://t.co/8qK88pwe via @youtube #
  • Genius MT @tinastullracing: I feel lk MacGyver- w/ a bottle opener & a bottle of beer, I was able to crudely fashion an open bottle of beer. #
  • I quite like @THEHermanCain 's 9-9-9 plan, but I fear it would take a Constitutional amendment to both control it and give it teeth. #tcot #
  • I do believe I have, quite by accident, hit upon the solution to America's energy woes: Hormel chili and Fiber One bars. #
  • 'Twas I. RT @IMAO_: With 1000 Palestinian prisoners being traded for Shalit, a commenter suggested we refer to Palestinians as "milli-Jews". #
  • Got a nice email all the way from the other side of the world re: my comment @ http://t.co/56s9uVks. The internet sure is a great thing. #
  • I don't care what anyone says, Johnny Depp is the greatest actor working today. Even if he is a loon. #
  • “The Rich” vs “The Poor” – a thought experiment – http://t.co/Ih5k97If #
  • Our Humpty Dumpty President – http://t.co/Ote81bW6 #tcot #
  • Three hours of sleep today… on duty until midnight… I'm doomed. #
  • If you #OccupyWallStreet people see a film crew from AMC, don't worry – they're just there for filler shots for "The Walking Dead." #
  • "… and should be, y'know, offed." Classic. #redeye #
  • #CampaignToUsePinchAsHouseboyCageLiner RT @PruPaine: #CampaignToLaminatePinchForPosterity RT @ShannonPoe: #CampaignToShredPinch #redeye #
  • Wow. And they call TEA partiers racist? MT @JammieWF OccupyLA Protester: Jews Who Run Banks Should Be Run Out of the Country bit.ly/oAd614 #
  • I dreamed this a.m. that I got an Insta-lanche (on this: http://t.co/yiQ8IYhY) & woke up half expecting it to be true. Naturally, it wasn't. #
  • My threshold for dealing with customers wasting my time on wild goose chases would be much higher today if my back didn't hurt like hell. #

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