Eventuality
Posted By Russ Emerson on September 18, 2004 at 2:52 am
Well, this was inevitable.
Macaulay Culkin Drug Bust
I have a suggestion for all those parents pushing their kids into show business: drop dead.
OK, if you won’t do that, at least do your kid a favor: ship them off to a good military school between gigs.
Military school doesn’t always work though. Here are two famous kids who went to Castle Heights in Tennessee.
And if its too late you can give your kids to the National Guard for remediation.
http://ngycp.org/state/ok/
Good point, Donnah. But I figure a bit of discipline can’t hurt.
It all started by playing with dad’s after-shave lotion.
You’re right, Russ, but I just couldn’t resist.