Haiku for Rood

Posted By on August 22, 2004 at 10:04 am

Rood, Swifty, writes tale.
Turnabout being fair play:
“Not on the same boat!!!!”

Let’s see how the media handle this Rood business, after being so quick to dismiss or attack the Swift Boat Vets for Truth because they weren’t on the same boat as John Kerry (despite the fact that one actually was).
The biggest story of this campaign season is the press’ failure to cover itself with glory, despite opportunities galore.

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3 Responses to “Haiku for Rood”

  1. Ian McGibboney says:
    August 24, 2004 at 4:17 pm

    Despite the fact that ONE actually was? Are you kidding me? That just makes the SBV for “T” look even worse than they already do.

  2. Ian McGibboney says:
    August 24, 2004 at 4:19 pm

    How about another haiku?
    Swift Boat Veterans!
    For Truth they claim to seek…yeah right!
    Tac Jammer, they suck!

  3. Russ says:
    August 24, 2004 at 4:36 pm

    Despite the fact that ONE actually was? Are you kidding me? That just makes the SBV for “T” look even worse than they already do.

    In which universe are you living?
    If you expect all 250+ of the SBVT to have been on the same boat with Kerry, I want to know what doctor you’re getting your prescriptions from, ’cause, man, you’re high.

    How about another haiku?

    Sure:
    Troll McGibboney:
    ad hominem “they suck” rants
    make no impact here.
    How was that, Ian?

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