Edwards?
Posted By Russ Emerson on July 6, 2004 at 9:41 am
Quick thoughts… I’m sure I’ll have more later, if I can stomach it.
So John Kerry has picked John Edwards to be his veep nominee. What a team. In this ticket, we see two of the worst attendance records in the Senate. The most liberal senator and a done-nothing lightweight; one a tool of the NEA, the other a tool of the Trial Lawyers. [Tools… heheh.] What a mix. I’m glad I’ll be voting against them.
No, I’ll cheerfully vote against them. And as a two-fer, I get to vote for Bush/Cheney. Win/win.
Kerry trotted out the “Let America be America Again” line. What exactly is that supposed to mean?*
Ah, yes… the obligatory call for national healthcare.
Reliance on foreign oil… check. Say, Senator Kerry – you voted for ANWR, didn’t you? No?
I never knew this, but apparently Kerry served in Vietnam.
Can’t forget to mention the “Bush Lied!!!!” complaint. From Kerry, it sounds like he’s complaining about hemorrhoids.
“Horseface and Prettyboy.” Sounds like the name of a bad movie. Sounds like a worse ticket… for the Donks.
* Update: Ith of Absinthe & Cookies examined this very question a couple months ago. I should have remembered – I quoted her.
Edwards adds nothing but relief from snoozeville!
The Dems took an old, grey French Poodle, bought it a new collar, put a nice blaze orange vest on it and set it out in the wheat scrub – anyone but the liberals know that dog ain’t gonna hunt!
“Kerry trotted out the “Let America be America Again” line. What exactly is that supposed to mean?”
I wondered that back in May. I think I decided America was a guy named Lewis.
The most liberal senator has teamed up with the fourth most liberal senator, both of whom were among the 12 senators who voted against the $287 million appropriation to continue to fund the operations in Iraq and to buy body armor.
That just what we need.
The most liberal senator has teamed up with the fourth most liberal senator
Which averages out to only the 2.5th most liberal senators. So hey, yeah, it DID pull the ticket more towards the center. By like, about 3 nanometers.