Tools of the Trade
Posted By Russ Emerson on April 15, 2003 at 12:55 pm
Is world conquest your gig?
– When you go home from the office, do you wish it were a Subterranean Island Base with optional Volcano Upgrade instead of a crappy apartment?
– Would you prefer to drive yourself home in your “Li’l Crusher” Economy Mobile Offensive Unit, or is being chaufferred in your SPV Advanced Armored Vehicle more your style?
– Do you dream of outfitting your henchmen with Exploding Obedience Collars?
– Is your concealed-carry weapon of choice a Gizesukarisito Mark 1 Multidimensional Handcannon?
– Does nothing get you quite as squishy as the prospect of owning your very own Morbitek Zombification Ray (Mk 1)?
– And when you’re down and out, do you dwell on ending it all with a Planet Kabanger?
If so, then Villain Supply may just be your one-stop shopping center!
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