Ode to Lard
Posted By Russ Emerson on June 30, 2004 at 12:33 pm
DoggerelPundit should be working on Madison Avenue. Who else could possibly come up with ad copy like this?
Are you loving your carbs,
Fat in cooking you’re fond?
Do you nibble or wolf—
Gastronome or gourmand?
Do you crave real food
From true kettle and pan?
Cook from Eat What You Want,
And Die Like A Man.
So buy the book, already.
Burma Shave
Saaaaay…Brian, that gives me an idea….
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