A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates
Posted By Russ Emerson on July 16, 2012 at 10:00 am
- Day 4 of the liver-shrinking diet before my gallbladder removal, and I'm ready to stalk, kill and eat the next quadruped I see. #notthecats #
- Sex drive to be bred out? Isn't that a contradiction? / RT @JedediahBila: What in the hell… RT @TheRealRoseanne: Sex urge must be bred out #
- Earn this… I need to tax it. #LinesFromObamaMovies #
- "Anything goes wrong, anything at all… your fault, my fault, nobody's fault… I'm gonna blame Bush." #LinesFromObamaMovies #
- "Now America, are you going to believe what you see, or what I tell you? " #LinesFromObamaMovies #
- "We're gonna need a bigger deficit." #LinesfromObamaMovies #
- "Fill my campaign coffers, you son of a bitch!" #LinesfromObamaMovies #
- "Let's face it, this is not the worst lie you've caught me telling." #LinesfromObamaMovies #
- "You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?" #LinesfromObamaMovies #
- "Take the guns. Leave the burrito." #LinesfromObamaMovies #
- Kismet has successfully performed another "if I knock something off the counter, it will it break?" test. The lad is a born scientist. #
- ICYMI: Thus Spake Russ: Naming (Un)conventions http://t.co/Q0k8mKd1 #
- Synchronized Smoking #TerribleOlympicSports #
- Blindfolded Archery #TerribleOlympicSports #
- 1/4 Mile "Drag" Racing #TerribleOlympicSports #
- Is that an Adam's Apple? RT @ToddKincannon: Rachel Maddow, before she got all mannish: http://t.co/rwL0uGB5 #
- Men's Doubles Lugie. #TerribleOlympicSports #
- 3m Dumpster Diving #TerribleOlympicSports #
- Foosball #TerribleOlympicSports #
- Men's Quadruple Sculls (w/out cocks) #TerribleOlympicSports #sorry #soverysorry #veryVERYsorry #
- I did that one in the Army in Korea. Had *nothing* to do with sport. #drinking / RT @CatsPolitics: 38th Parallel bars #TerribleOlympicSports #
- Just made a batch of Oi Kimchi (the cucumber kind) which, anyone would have to admit, is enough culinary badassery for one day. #
- The band's original name before they settled on "Moody Blues." // RT @ComradeThead: WTF is a mood disorder? #
- Pre-op appt for the gall bladder tomorrow a.m. One of the minuses of working nights is medicos' insistence on seeing me in the mornings. #
- Me. #RomneySurpriseVP #nobiggersurprisepossible #
- TV was on in the background, and for a sec, I thought I heard an ad for "gentleman's mascara." For a moment, I didn't want to live anymore. #
- "Schulzé." ::snort:: ::LOL:: #redeye #DVR #
- The Moody Mild Sadness #EarlierVersionsOfBands #
- Mumford #EarlierVersionsOfBands #
- Pangea #EarlierVersionsOfBands #
- Broken Water Mains of Wayne #EarlierVersionsOfBands #
- The Dusk #EarlierVersionsOfBands #
- Led Balloon #EarlierVersionsOfBands #
- Maybe. We'll See. #EarlierVersionsOfBands #
- NO, Wait #EarlierVersionsOfBands #
- Guns in the hands of Mexican drug lords = A-OK. Guns in the hands of American citizens = no bueno. #WhatObamaTaughtMe #
- '57 Ford TV ad: "They could have bought the best, but instead they bought a Ford!" Classic lols. #
- Last Dance Lesson in Paris #NearlyThereFilms #
- 9 Weeks #NearlyThereFilms #
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