A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates

Posted By on May 14, 2012 at 10:00 am

  • I get my truck back from having hand controls installed today. Freedom! #
  • That's NEXT month. // RT @isfullofcrap: @RussEmerson Just wait until they install the brainwave controls. And the gun turrets. #
  • Freedom! FREEDOM!!! (I drove farther today than I have at any time in the last 4 years. It was great.) #
  • I'd have gone out for a drive to exercise my freedom today, but it's wet out. I never liked driving in the rain, even when my legs worked. #
  • Hear, hear. RT @NiceDeb: Agreeing 100% With Michelle Malkin – Stop Saying Obama Is A "Nice Guy" http://t.co/k3TUHwG9 #tcot #
  • I'm always astonished at the crudeness and obscenity that can spew from the mind of a peeved leftist. It must come from being a loser. #
  • RT @bob_owens: Teen Romney cut a kid's hair. Adult Obama wants babies that survived abortions to die naked and alone. Progressives SUCK. #
  • OK, neuropathy: when I said you could have the night off, I meant the *whole* night. #
  • Oh joy… cable is out. Huzzah for the new smartphone. #
  • Anything with Geraldine McEwan, Mark Gatiss, Tim McInnerny… AND Herbert Lom… AND Derek Jacobi has got to be great. http://t.co/mCSCrnz9 #
  • RT @PoliticsOfFear: Commercials at 2am are full of nagging wives & men with prostate issues. #RedEye #
  • Caught the cat drinking from my mug of Diet Coke. Great. Like I need a caffeinated Kismet on my hands. #
  • Idiot cat just chewed thru my phone recharge cable. Should I murder him now, or after I find out what a replacement will cost? #
  • OK, let's see if this spliced cable works. (If you see smoke coming from my house, please call the fire department.) #
  • Saturday's work is done… can anyone guess what I'm having for dinner? #
  • The answer, as on every Saturday night in recent memory, is: Korean. In this case, grilled beef. #
  • Temperature soaring… forehead & ears burning… chills… great. Bloody marvelous. Just in time for my "weekend" to begin. #

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