A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates

Posted By on February 6, 2012 at 10:00 am

  • Took out the trash and happened to meet the guy who just moved in across the street. Turns out we share an alma mater. Small world. #
  • Video copped a plea for manslaughter and was sentenced to 6 years for the death of the radio star. #belatedpopsongcorrections #
  • OK, that's enough shouting. It's the 21st century, you want to let it out, send an ALL CAPS email. #belatedpopsongcorrections #
  • No no no, it's Little Red CHEVETTE. We're on a budget here. #belatedpopsongcorrections #
  • "Bingo Jed had a lighter"? I guess we can make it sound like something. You need to lay off the booze, though. #belatedpopsongcorrections #
  • I'd pay a lot of money to see @GovChristie come here to NC for a cage match with Bev Perdue. It'd be epic. #
  • I insist on "person of pallor." RT @laurenmarie10: I like "honky." RT @defensegirl35 If we're voting, I much prefer "whitey" to "cracker." #
  • RT @TheOnion: Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized #OnionNewsNetwork http://t.co/BVZOEnGS #
  • I love the *pfft* you get when you open bottle of fermenting fresh kimchi. It's also predictive of how my digestive system will act later. #
  • Obama brings a fourth year of $Trillion+ deficit – http://t.co/2NSflM6A – so, how's all that Hopey-Changey stuff working out? #
  • History Channel's "American Restoration" provided the spit-up quote of the evening: "[He] loses more parts than a leper on a pogo stick." #
  • How did it get to be Thursday so soon? #
  • If I read reports of the Nat'l Prayer Breakfast right, Obama seems to have stopped reading Matt 22:21 when he got to "Render unto Caesar." #
  • Going from snarky to bitchy… MT @AnnCoulter: Punxsutawney Phil came out of his hole ~7:25am Thurs & saw 6 more months of Newt’s marriage. #
  • How to break a sweat: 1) make sure your legs don't work, and 2) move large pieces of furniture up the stairs by yourself. (Egads.) #
  • Kismet has learned how to play with the touch-sensitive Xbox on/off button – it lights up. I am going to regret his new-found knowledge. #
  • For the third day in a row, I'm up way too early. This has got to stop. #
  • I almost wish I cared enough about either team playing today so that I could be interested in the Super Bowl. #dontcare #
  • MT @theleanover: The Giants won. Since I am tall & wide, i.e., "gigantic," it is only fair that women celebrate by giving me hugs & kisses. #

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