Medical experimentation
Posted By Russ Emerson on May 11, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I’ve been participating in an experiment. No, not participating. “Conducting” is the word I want.
Two weeks ago, I acquired a large bag of apples, and began consuming them at the rate of one per day. And so far, not a single doctor has approached me. Not a one.
I think we can say with confidence that an apple a day really does keep the doctor away.
Hurrah for Science.
I’m out of apples. I’d better get some before the day is out.
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