Quick Movie Review
Posted By Russ Emerson on June 3, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
(Directed by Steven Spielberg, starring Harrison Ford, Shia LaBeouf, Karen Allen, Cate Blanchett)
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3½ stars
Again I have ventured forth to the theater, and again, I enjoyed getting out. I give this one three and a half out of five stars.
(I’d rate Raiders as a 5, Temple of Doom at 2.5, and Last Crusade as 4, maybe 4.5.)
Additional:
The premise of the film (the “Crystal Skull” part, not the “nearing-retirement Indy” part) was pretty unusual, but if you’re willing to dismiss the silliness and just enjoy it as popcorn fodder, you won’t be disappointed with how it goes, though I thought the end and epilogue were a bit weak and/or contrived.
Karen Allen’s return serves to remind us that Indy’s other romantic interests pale in comparison to Marion Ravenwood.
Shia LaBeouf didn’t completely suck. Color me moderately surprised.
20 years from now, Indiana Jones and the Adventure of the Golden Bedpan would probably get me out to the theater.
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