Is There a Doctor in the House, Redux

Posted By on September 9, 2003 at 9:38 pm

Q: How do you know your kitchen knife is sharp?
A: When you stop to ask yourself “Why is this onion bleeding?”
Ouch.

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2 Responses to “Is There a Doctor in the House, Redux”

  1. Jim - Parkway Rest Stop says:
    September 10, 2003 at 12:21 am

    Dan Akroyd doing Julia Child comes to mind.

  2. charles austin says:
    September 10, 2003 at 9:39 pm

    Actually, you are much more likely to be injured with a dull knife than a sharp one.

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