Is there a Doctor in the house?

Posted By on September 6, 2003 at 9:42 pm

Somehow, I managed to tear one of the muscles that hides somewhere under the latissimus dorsai. I did it by sneezing rather too forcefully. Sneezing. How embarrassing. Hurts like heck, especially when I laugh.
All in all, though, if I have to suffer something in that region of the body, better a torn muscle than Imaginary Lat Syndrome.
Fortunately, I am under no such delusions.
“Why yes, I would like that super-sized, thanks….”

Comments

5 Responses to “Is there a Doctor in the house?”

  1. hln says:

    What a riot! Linked.

    (And ow).
    hln

  2. Indigo says:

    Empathy to you! I had the same last week in a shoulder thingy. Almost well now, thankfully.

  3. Sasha Castel says:

    I can empathize… last year I strained a muscle in my back by coughing. I invented a non-existent sports injury to cover for the awful truth.
    GWS

  4. You may have cracked a rib. Sneezing sometimes does that. If you did, there isn’t much to do about it, other than wear a very uncomfortable big-assed Ace-type bandage thing.
    Hope you feel better soon.

  5. Russ says:

    Fortunately, the painkiller I take for my periodic spinal problems has worked remarkably well – as has a couple days of taking it easy.
    Now it just feels like a big bruise… healing, but still a nuisance.