D Minus 10
Posted By Russ Emerson on November 9, 2007 at 11:24 am
It’s official. I’ll be having surgery to install a shunt on the Monday the 19th. Time to fire up the ol’ power drill….
I’m eager to get it done for a lot of reasons. I’d like to be able to walk again, of course. Just standing up unassisted would be a huge improvement. It would be great if I could drive my own truck, too. As soon as I can drive my Mom to the airport, I will drive her there. She has been here for several months and both wants and needs to go home to Santa Barbara. I certainly cannot blame her.
Not that I don’t appreciate her help over the past several months. I do. Boy oh boy, do I. I’d have a damnably difficult time of things without someone in the house to help out with the tougher tasks… like, say, cooking… or pushing a vacuum cleaner around, or going out to the mailbox. I just wish I could get these sorts of things done without imposing on my Mom.
At the same time, as a middle-age man, I really don’t need my mommy living with me any longer than necessary. It reflects poorly on my adultness.
Is adultness a word? There must be a word out there that means “having the quality of being an adult,” but these days I’m not quite as sharp as usual. That is one possible effect of hydrocephalus… or I could just be going senile in the ordinary way.
We’ll see if my thinking improves after the surgery. Which I need like I need a hole in my head.
[Insert rimshot here.]
I think I get to own that joke in perpetuity.
Ten days, and counting.
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