Coffee, Coffee – Yum Yum Yum

| December 2, 2009

Go here: Mystic Monk Coffee. Find and click on the link for “Jingle Bell Java.” (Look at the bottom right of the main page. (Or click here. Either way.) Order at minimum 20 pounds. It comes in 12 ounce packages, so you’ll have to order at least 27 packages. Don’t argue with me — just […]

Apologies

| December 2, 2009

It’s been brought to my attention that my referring to Press Secretary Robert Gibbs as “no more or less intelligent than a retarded howler monkey” might be considered to be offensive. He is, in fact, no more or less intelligent than a retarded baboon. I apologize for the error.