Thus Spake Russ

Russ Emerson | March 5, 2008

Yesterday I was the subject of the latest iteration of the Taser test, wherein my legs were covered with electrodes, and varying levels of electrical current then applied, in order to determine the responsiveness and conductivity of the nerves in my legs. Shocking, I can tell you. On the plus side, I could actually feel […]

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Russ Emerson | March 3, 2008

So… ELF doesn’t like fancy houses. I think that today, in their honor, I’ll go pour a can of motor oil into the local lake. Those ELF tools are the people for whom the expression “DIAF” was coined.

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