Quote of the Day

| August 2, 2007

Even though America is a happy place, there are still some unhappy people here. They are unhappy that the president stole an election and that the government is spying on their phone. That’s how happy America is: In other countries, people have real things to be unhappy about, but in America you have to make […]

Zapped

| August 1, 2007

The nerve conduction test… let’s just say I hope I don’t have to go through that again any time soon. Here’s how the test goes: electrical sensors, similar to those used in electrocardiograms, are affixed to various locations on the body (the legs in my case); machine-generated electrical impulses are then sent down the nerve […]