Quote of the Day

| May 8, 2006

Amusing: “It would be done differently in Britain.” How, exactly? Did Mr. Buckhaven believe that the cook merely left a loaded revolver with the lobster and expected it to do the right thing? Robert, of the Llamabutchers, who perhaps should consider reworking his moniker to reflect his knowledge of crustacean-cide.

Night of the P.O.’ed Engineer

| May 7, 2006

It’s 2am, I’m still at work. Stupid customers. This has been the kind of night that makes me wish the range was open 24/7.