Class Act

| August 5, 2005

Pro athletes aren’t always jerks: Players rally around child after grandfather collapses CINCINNATI – Cincinnati Reds players rallied around a 6-year-old boy after his grandfather collapsed in the stands. “We just tried to make a bad situation a little better,” said outfielder Ken Griffey Jr. While paramedics were working on the grandfather, security officer Bill […]

Jihad Jane

| August 4, 2005

What a prize to show for her life of toil, A bus that runs on vegetable oil; To keep it running will prove no strain, Run a fuel line from her peanut brain. As once again she shows us all How wrong we are and how we’ll fall. She’ll grant no quarter, cut no slack, […]