Oh, the Horror!

| April 18, 2005

Break out the nano-violin: Authorities in Phoenix marched more than 2,000 maximum security inmates to a new facility in their pink boxer shorts and pink flip-flops, according to a Local 6 News report. Naturally, “activists” complained about the inhuman treatment. Cry me a river.

Leftovers

| April 18, 2005

Chap chae, kept overnight in the fridge and rewarmed in the microwave, is amazingly good. Especially with a little kimchi on the side. Eat your heart out, Steve.