Quote of the Day

| January 26, 2005

Mike at Cold Fury: I just wish people would stop referring to the yammering d***weed [Ted] Turner as “the mouth of the South.” If that ultra-liberal carpetbagger ever tried to hang out with any real Southerners, they’d most likely beat his ass like a drum just for “Captain Planet” alone. I’d stand in line for […]

A Moment With Carnak The Magnificent

| January 24, 2005

“The answer is — sis-boom-baaah.” The envelope is opened to reveal the answer….