More Moore Haiku

| July 7, 2004

After the first “haiku” that I did for MooreIsFat.com, several more sprang (sprung?) unbidden to my mind. The thing about Moore it’s not just how much he eats it’s the flatulence. Bulbous and grotesque; view, and suddenly desire onset of blindness. Loved by Hollywood “Columbine” took home awards. Biggest. Tux. Ever. Showered with awards but […]

Haiku for Moore

| July 6, 2004

I hope Steve likes this submission for his new blog: Michael Moore is fat and ugly. But even worse, He’s also stupid. It should be completely appropriate for the new blog: Moore is Fat.